Because Dirk grew up in the middle of the ocean, he is actually quite the fisherman and knows how to whip up some of the best sushi around. He and Jane can combine their culinary expertise to make one heck of a buffet.
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One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.
that fucking kid took one for the team
when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr
THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN
I can literally imagine the StarKids doing this
i would hire him for this flyer alone
my dad just got a goat
is that squidward
This is all I care about
when your friend stops replying
*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
important otp headcanons to consider
- who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
- alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell